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Rob Zombie, why are you making movies? Dragula is one of my favourite songs ever, but your movies just suck, I'm sorry.
Horror is more than blood, tits, bad make- up and flesh- eating hillbillies.
And now this: A mixture of TCM 2 and The Evil Dead, I'm sure they'll use the F- word at least 389 times and I'm sure silicon was one (big) reason to choose the female characters.
Rob Zombie at his best, which means the worst for me...
First of all: I l o v e Disney. In fact I was one out of only 10 people who celebrated their Star Wars Deal!
But sometimes....yes, sometimes it seems they are as creative like a blind with a pencil.
I can hear the producers say "What about a movie where the hero is full of make- up and acts a little bit gay? Yes, what about another Pirates of the Caribbean, only in the desert. Oh, oh and let's take the whole cast and staff from the Pirates with us. Great idea. Shut up and take my money!!"
I'm not very happy about that (although I can her the *Kachiiiing* too)....
Hi, my name is James Nguyen, I have a little bit of money (just enough to install Adobe Premiere Pro) and no talent - let's make a movie!!! Sometimes the only question you have in mind after watching a trailer is: WHY?? Birdemic: Shock and Terror may be the worst movie ever, the worst use of a post- production video effect software ever, it may be nothing but a waste of time...
I am such a horror- movie- fan, I cannot describe how I simply love it to get goosebumps all over my body because a crazy serial- killer hunts innocent virgins through some college halls. (Yes, some time I'll need a shrink because of that)
When I was a teenager, I loved Fridays the most, because our TV Station showed horror movies rated R. I saw A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Shining, Child's Play and Leprechaun. Although it is one of the first movies who starred Everyone's Darling Jennifer Aniston, I've only met a few people who remember that piece of cult.
Now he's back. Christmas in January! (Or in March, if the release- date may stay). Executive Producer Michael Luisi says "The tone is going to be a little darker, a little
more traditional horror than the Warwick Davis ones that people
remember, trying to find a way to please fans of that genre but at the
same time this is really being played for scares."
I love Jason Statham. First because of his looks, second because he might be the only dignified replacement of (what hopefully will never happen!) Bruce Willis. --> Maybe because of his looks.
I hate Jennifer Lopez. First because of everything she thinks she has, second because of everything she definitely has (a big behind p.e.)
And now this: A movie combining it all: Action, Coolness, Thrill and a big behind called Jennifer Lopez.
Michael Bay? Oh yeah, that's the guy who sets everything on fire, lets everything explode and doesn't care about a plot or something. Here he proudly presents the first trailer for Pain & Gain, starring Mark Wahlberg and Dwayme The Rock Johnson. I don't know what to say about that, I like Wahlberg and The Rock, but Michael Bay? A true story about Bodybuilders? So much Slowmotion?
Cars. Muscles. Action. Michael Bay.
I hardly doubt I'm gonna watch this. Maybe during a flight. Not.
I was more than shocked when I heard that one of the best, one of the most important classic- Horror movies will be remaked.
Even when I heard Sam Raimi will be part of it (however and whatever that means) I am not sure what I think about this production.
First - I've never heard of the director Fede Alvarez before. Second - the trailer has everything but no cult- potential. Third - I just don't like the thought of such a pearle to be remaked... What do you think?
Oh and by the way: I HATE it, when movie posters, trailers or teasers say " The most terrifying blablabla you've ever experienced" I've seen George W. Bush live - beat this!
