Dienstag, 5. Februar 2013

The Lords of Salem (2013)

Rob Zombie, why are you making movies? Dragula is one of my favourite songs ever, but your movies just suck, I'm sorry.

Horror is more than blood, tits, bad make- up and flesh- eating hillbillies.

And now this: A mixture of TCM 2 and The Evil Dead, I'm sure they'll use the F- word at least 389 times and I'm sure silicon was one (big) reason to choose the female characters.

Rob Zombie at his best, which means the worst for me...

Montag, 4. Februar 2013

The Lone Ranger (2013)

First of all: I l o v e Disney. In fact I was one out of only 10 people who celebrated their Star Wars Deal!

But sometimes....yes, sometimes it seems they are as creative like a blind with a pencil.

I can hear the producers say "What about a movie where the hero is full of make- up and acts a little bit gay? Yes, what about another Pirates of the Caribbean, only in the desert. Oh, oh and let's take the whole cast and staff from the Pirates with us.
Great idea.
Shut up and take my money!!"

I'm not very happy about that (although I can her the *Kachiiiing* too)....